Awards Extravaganza!

[the-ambush-bug.livejournal.com]

A camera pans over a vast audience of super-heroes and super-villains from all walks of live, orchestral fanfare playing all the while, before the camera and the stage lights come to focus on the main forum, and its red velvety curtains.

An announcer's voice booms: "Live, from Bob Kane Memorial Stadium - designed, drawn, and funded by Bill Finger - it's the Second and a Half Annual Ambush Bug Presents Awards Extravaganza!"

The curtains part, giving way to the night's emcee - Ambush Bug, dressed to the nines in a sharp tuxedo. A sharp, orange tuxedo.

"Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the Ambush Bug Awards - the Schwabbies, as they are popularly known. This is our second and a half annual ceremony, and I hope we can continue the fine tradition of dignity and aplomb that we have maintained all these years. But - what's this?"

Ambush Bug looks towards the rafters, where there is suddenly a glow.

Comments

Re: Best Rocket Red or Manhunter Drone

[nothubbard.livejournal.com]

L-Ron nods, appreciatively.

"I'm glad we have such a distinguished group of nominees this year. It's a very competitive group."

The picture changes again - back to the shot of a flight of Rocket Reds.

"Our third nominee, Rocket Red #8, Ivan, pictured here."

Re: Best Rocket Red or Manhunter Drone

[jla-extras.livejournal.com]

"Well, only the best make it through the exhaustive nomination process. Standouts, all of them."

The picture changes back to the group shot of Manhunters.

"Our fourth nominee, Manhunter Beta One Four. Pictured here."

Re: Best Rocket Red or Manhunter Drone

[nothubbard.livejournal.com]

"And our final nominee.."

The picture changes to depict a previous episode of Ambush Bug Presents - a Manhunter bursting through the wall of the set to menace Ambush Bug.

"Manhunter Alpha Seven Eight, AKA 'Manny'."

Re: Best Rocket Red or Manhunter Drone

[the-ambush-bug.livejournal.com]

Ambush Bug carries the disembodied head of Manny the Manhunter up on the stage, setting it on the podium before the microphone.

Re: Best Rocket Red or Manhunter Drone

[jla-villains.livejournal.com]

Manny the Manhunter glares out at the audience.

"NO AWARD ESCAPES THE MANHUNTERS."

He pauses, then.. sniffles?

"I promised myself I wouldn't cry.."