Awards Extravaganza!
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A camera pans over a vast audience of super-heroes and super-villains from all walks of live, orchestral fanfare playing all the while, before the camera and the stage lights come to focus on the main forum, and its red velvety curtains.
An announcer's voice booms: "Live, from Bob Kane Memorial Stadium - designed, drawn, and funded by Bill Finger - it's the Second and a Half Annual Ambush Bug Presents Awards Extravaganza!"
The curtains part, giving way to the night's emcee - Ambush Bug, dressed to the nines in a sharp tuxedo. A sharp, orange tuxedo.
"Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the Ambush Bug Awards - the Schwabbies, as they are popularly known. This is our second and a half annual ceremony, and I hope we can continue the fine tradition of dignity and aplomb that we have maintained all these years. But - what's this?"
Ambush Bug looks towards the rafters, where there is suddenly a glow.
Best Crossover
Date: 2008-09-13 01:19 am (UTC)"Well, moving on from that somber note, let's talk about one of the funnest things in comic books, crossovers! Our next award is for Best Crossover, and here to present it are DCU veterans - Firestorm, and Firehawk!"
Re: Best Crossover
Date: 2008-09-13 01:21 am (UTC)"Hey, hot stuff - always glad to be working with you. You want to kick things off?"
Re: Best Crossover
Date: 2008-09-13 01:22 am (UTC)"Keep it clean, Ronnie. Kids may be watching. Our first nominee in the category of Best Crossover - the classic that defined the genre, the Crisis on Infinite Earths. Remember that one?"
Re: Best Crossover
Date: 2008-09-13 01:25 am (UTC)"I remember you lost your costume on the JLA Satellite.."
There's a glance from Firehawk, and he clams up quickly.
"Next up, we've got one I played a fairly large role in, and one of the better efforts of it's time - Invasion! The alien alliance tried to destroy Earth's superhuman defenses, but thanks to our Daxamite friends, we pushed them back."
Re: Best Crossover
Date: 2008-09-13 01:26 am (UTC)"Our third nominee is Zero Hour, a spiritual successor to the Crisis on Infinite Earths, wherein Hal Jordan attempts to use the power of the Oans to remake the universe from the Big Band onward. Big stakes stuff."
Re: Best Crossover
Date: 2008-09-13 01:28 am (UTC)He turns back to the prompter.
"Fourth, we have a crossover from another universe - World War Hulk. Wait, really? A big green guy smashes a city - just one city - and this is an epic crossover? You've got to be kidding me.."
Re: Best Crossover
Date: 2008-09-13 01:31 am (UTC)She clears her throat.
"Our final nominee is an epic space saga - Green Lambkin : The Henestro Corps War. The Green Lambkin Corps face a barnyard battle royale as the feathered forces of Henestro wield the power of fear in an attempt to conquer the universe."
Re: Best Crossover
Date: 2008-09-13 01:32 am (UTC)He picks up the winner's envelope, and transmutes it to air, revealing the card inside.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, our winner tonight for Best Crossover - Green Lambkin - The Henestro Corps War!"
Re: Best Crossover
Date: 2008-09-13 01:36 am (UTC)"I thank you, the Guardians of the Ewe-niverse thank you, and the people of Earth C-Minus thank you!"
He waves, smiling, to the crowd, and flies off with his trophy.