Awards Extravaganza!
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A camera pans over a vast audience of super-heroes and super-villains from all walks of live, orchestral fanfare playing all the while, before the camera and the stage lights come to focus on the main forum, and its red velvety curtains.
An announcer's voice booms: "Live, from Bob Kane Memorial Stadium - designed, drawn, and funded by Bill Finger - it's the Second and a Half Annual Ambush Bug Presents Awards Extravaganza!"
The curtains part, giving way to the night's emcee - Ambush Bug, dressed to the nines in a sharp tuxedo. A sharp, orange tuxedo.
"Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the Ambush Bug Awards - the Schwabbies, as they are popularly known. This is our second and a half annual ceremony, and I hope we can continue the fine tradition of dignity and aplomb that we have maintained all these years. But - what's this?"
Ambush Bug looks towards the rafters, where there is suddenly a glow.
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Re: Best Hat
Date: 2008-09-09 02:27 am (UTC)Re: Best Hat
Date: 2008-09-09 02:29 am (UTC)"And our final nominee - the Phantom Stranger, in his impeccable blue fedora."
Re: Best Hat
Date: 2008-09-09 02:30 am (UTC)"Well, I'm not surprised, I just hope this doesn't mean we're in for a long-winded and dramatic acceptance speech - the Schwabbie for Best Hat goes to - the Phantom Stranger and his blue fedora! Come on up!"
Re: Best Hat
Date: 2008-09-09 02:34 am (UTC)He leans into the microphone.
"Thank you all. I'd especially like to thank Carmine Infantino. I will be brief, for I must away - I'm up for a People's Choice Award, as well!"
With that, he vanishes.