And Now, The Gnus.

[the-ambush-bug.livejournal.com]

A steel-drum rendition of a typical nightly news theme can be heard - a familiar antennaed silhouette sits behind a desk, holding a stack of papers. As the lights come up, the three-piece suit and bad toupee are revealed.

"Good evening. Our top story tonight - famed comic book writer Mark Millar has been killed in the Marvel Universe, causing a spontaneous outpouring of joy amongst the heroes of that world. When asked to comment on the seemingly out-of-character celebration of a human being's death, several sources simply shrugged and said that it made for 'a better story.' More on that as it develops."

He looks to his co-anchor, a familiar mute kewpie doll in a red superhero jumpsuit - ALSO wearing a bad toupee. "I'm Ambush Bug, and this is my co-anchor, Cheeks. Welcome to WTDC Channel 5 News. Other hard-hitting stories, sports, and weather, all coming up next. Stay tuned."

Comments

[the-ambush-bug.livejournal.com]

"The Justice League.. gets paid? I'm so disillusioned.."

[hiddenbeasts.livejournal.com]

"Yeah. They get donations and stuff from some of the more wealthy parties they aid. That's how they manage up keep on the space station all. THe millionaire heroes can get caught if too much of their money goes into it."

[the-ambush-bug.livejournal.com]

"Oh, you're talking about operating expenses. Well, that's fine. I thought you meant they got a salary."