http://the-ambush-bug.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] the-ambush-bug.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] watchtower_fans2008-09-08 09:33 pm
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Awards Extravaganza!



A camera pans over a vast audience of super-heroes and super-villains from all walks of live, orchestral fanfare playing all the while, before the camera and the stage lights come to focus on the main forum, and its red velvety curtains.

An announcer's voice booms: "Live, from Bob Kane Memorial Stadium - designed, drawn, and funded by Bill Finger - it's the Second and a Half Annual Ambush Bug Presents Awards Extravaganza!"

The curtains part, giving way to the night's emcee - Ambush Bug, dressed to the nines in a sharp tuxedo. A sharp, orange tuxedo.

"Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the Ambush Bug Awards - the Schwabbies, as they are popularly known. This is our second and a half annual ceremony, and I hope we can continue the fine tradition of dignity and aplomb that we have maintained all these years. But - what's this?"

Ambush Bug looks towards the rafters, where there is suddenly a glow.

Re: Best Crossover

[identity profile] jla-extras.livejournal.com 2008-09-13 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
"I think I read that one."

He picks up the winner's envelope, and transmutes it to air, revealing the card inside.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, our winner tonight for Best Crossover - Green Lambkin - The Henestro Corps War!"

Re: Best Crossover

[identity profile] jla-randoms.livejournal.com 2008-09-13 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
The Emerald Ovine flies up from the audience to the podium, claiming the statue gratefully.

"I thank you, the Guardians of the Ewe-niverse thank you, and the people of Earth C-Minus thank you!"

He waves, smiling, to the crowd, and flies off with his trophy.