http://the-ambush-bug.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] the-ambush-bug.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] watchtower_fans2008-09-08 09:33 pm
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Awards Extravaganza!



A camera pans over a vast audience of super-heroes and super-villains from all walks of live, orchestral fanfare playing all the while, before the camera and the stage lights come to focus on the main forum, and its red velvety curtains.

An announcer's voice booms: "Live, from Bob Kane Memorial Stadium - designed, drawn, and funded by Bill Finger - it's the Second and a Half Annual Ambush Bug Presents Awards Extravaganza!"

The curtains part, giving way to the night's emcee - Ambush Bug, dressed to the nines in a sharp tuxedo. A sharp, orange tuxedo.

"Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the Ambush Bug Awards - the Schwabbies, as they are popularly known. This is our second and a half annual ceremony, and I hope we can continue the fine tradition of dignity and aplomb that we have maintained all these years. But - what's this?"

Ambush Bug looks towards the rafters, where there is suddenly a glow.

Re: Best Battlecry

[identity profile] eddie-nygma.livejournal.com 2008-09-12 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
"I love a good disclaimer in battle."

The Riddler chuckles.

"Our final nominee is Green Lantern Hal Jordan, with this old chestnut.."

The final clip begins to play, as Hal Jordan battles Sinestro in the skies of an alien world.

'Papa Smurf said knock you out!'

Re: Best Battlecry

[identity profile] sinister-aglet.livejournal.com 2008-09-12 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
"And our winner.."

He takes up the envelope, studying it for a moment before ripping it up and reading the card.

"Our winner for Best Battlecry is Hal Jordan."

Re: Best Battlecry

[identity profile] beware-my-power.livejournal.com 2008-09-12 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Jordan uses his ring to fly up to the podium, taking the statue in hand.

"It's a good thing we don't have a weakness against yellow anymore, or I wouldn't be able to fly this thing home. Heh. Well, thank you all for the award.. I don't really remember saying that, but .. I'll take the applause I can get."

He waves to the crowd, smiling, and flies off.