I'd be the biggest damn hypocrite around if I said banning underage vigilantism was a good idea. I mean, think about it - being a vigilante's considered illegal to start with. What's the point in banning something that's already illegal? If a kid wants to do something bad enough, they'll find a way to do it. Better to do it with the right training than none at all, but somehow I don't really trust the federal government to have a clue as to how to go about doing that right.

Pause.

I sure as hell hope that's my bike you're staring at.