Ambush Bug Presents #5

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(Music Cue : "Have a Holly-Jolly Christmas")

The stage resembles a large, stylish den in this outing - decorated with all the Christmas trimmings. Stockings are hung by the chimney with care. There's a tree, decorated with metallic orange tinsel. Houngan is there, sitting at a piano.

Standing by the tree is Ambush Bug, in a Fred Rogers-esque outfit, complete with slacks, a sweater, and a toupee. He's sipping a small cup of egg nog as he 'notices' the camera. "Oh, well! Seems our guests have finally arrived. Hello, folks, and welcome to the Ambush Bug Christmas Special Extravaganzapalooza. Now also serving Hanukkah and Kwanzaa, to the best of our limited ability to understand and properly spell those holidays."

"We have a whole evening of Holiday Fun lined up - some special guests to make you smile, and I may just belt out a rendition of some holiday standard. Later on, I think we'll go to the phones, and maybe we'll even look at some letters to Santa Claus.."

He trails off, looking annoyedly off-camera towards his musical director. "What are you fidgeting about, Houngan?"

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_deadly_rose_/]

Dear Santa,

I know you have a lot to do this time of year, but I could really use a new pair of gloves.

Oh, and I would also like world peace, of course, but that's not just for me, it's for everyone. And honestly, I wish for it every year and it never happens, so it's probably a little bit beyond your ken - and that's okay, I mean no one can do EVERYTHING - but I might as well keep wishing, right?

Love,

Rose.

[the-ambush-bug.livejournal.com]

Ambush Bug sniffles. "Wow, she sounds like such a nice gal. Not at all like the violent types (http://community.livejournal.com/jla_watchtower/982128.html) I sometimes meet when I'm out crimefighting. You can get her some gloves, right? Maybe even make it two pairs."

[old-saint-nick.livejournal.com]

"Gloves, and whirled peas. I tell you, it's a good thing I have that hydroponic garden under the workshop, with as many people who ask for those peas. Though for some reason the FDA keeps wanting to look at it... And they keep calling me Mr. Garcia when they do."