"Our first category was going to be 'Most Complicated Continuity' - but regrettably, our nominees - Donna Troy, Hawkman, and Power Girl - appear to have been merged into a single person with the latest retcons. So we're giving them an honorary award, collectively. So, congratulations, Powerhawk Troy!"
Ambush Bug shrugs.
"So instead, we'll move on to the second category, 'Best Hat'! Here are your presenters - Vandal Savage, and Tenzil Kem!"
Best Hat
"Our first category was going to be 'Most Complicated Continuity' - but regrettably, our nominees - Donna Troy, Hawkman, and Power Girl - appear to have been merged into a single person with the latest retcons. So we're giving them an honorary award, collectively. So, congratulations, Powerhawk Troy!"
Ambush Bug shrugs.
"So instead, we'll move on to the second category, 'Best Hat'! Here are your presenters - Vandal Savage, and Tenzil Kem!"