http://the-ambush-bug.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] the-ambush-bug.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] watchtower_fans 2008-09-09 02:07 am (UTC)

Ambush Bug is back on camera, in his shocking orange tuxedo, panting for breath after finishing his epic disco dance routine.

"Whew! That had to be my best performance ever! I hope nobody missed that.."

He wipes his brow as if he were sweating through the green costume that he wears like a second skin, and goes directly into his next spiel.

"We tried to bring you this show for a while now - it was going to go off a lot earlier, but - regrettably, we fell afoul of a writer's strike."

The crowd boos, a little.

"I'm happy to report that they're all back to work. I mean, heck - it's not they're really that important to begin with, but unions, you know?"

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