Ambush Bug Presents #5

[the-ambush-bug.livejournal.com]

(Music Cue : "Have a Holly-Jolly Christmas")

The stage resembles a large, stylish den in this outing - decorated with all the Christmas trimmings. Stockings are hung by the chimney with care. There's a tree, decorated with metallic orange tinsel. Houngan is there, sitting at a piano.

Standing by the tree is Ambush Bug, in a Fred Rogers-esque outfit, complete with slacks, a sweater, and a toupee. He's sipping a small cup of egg nog as he 'notices' the camera. "Oh, well! Seems our guests have finally arrived. Hello, folks, and welcome to the Ambush Bug Christmas Special Extravaganzapalooza. Now also serving Hanukkah and Kwanzaa, to the best of our limited ability to understand and properly spell those holidays."

"We have a whole evening of Holiday Fun lined up - some special guests to make you smile, and I may just belt out a rendition of some holiday standard. Later on, I think we'll go to the phones, and maybe we'll even look at some letters to Santa Claus.."

He trails off, looking annoyedly off-camera towards his musical director. "What are you fidgeting about, Houngan?"

Comments

[alt-minds2.livejournal.com]

Dear Santa,

Thank you for your wonderful work, and best wishes for you and your commune up at the North Pole. I know that everyone works very hard up there.

My home has had a bad time of it, though. It will be a hard winter, since those bullies in the militia plundered the crops. If you've fuel or food to share, it would be a great relief.

Secondly, since you have years of experience when it comes to giving gifts, what should I get my love? The Linkin Park CD he doesn't have, the Shakespere collection, a subscription to Variety, or do you have another suggestion? He's only been naughty in the GOOD kind of way. *wink*


Homemade cookies, vegetable soup, and cold milk will be waiting this Yule for you, Mr. Claus.

Warmest wishes,

Aurora

[old-saint-nick.livejournal.com]

"Might I suggest the new Tork action figure, from the new line of Space Trek 2099 action figures? I'm sure he'd get hours of fun out of such a toy."

[the-ambush-bug.livejournal.com]

"A new Tork? I'm green with envy!"