http://users.livejournal.com/_bog_bot/ ([identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_bog_bot/) wrote in [community profile] watchtower_fans 2006-12-19 12:41 am (UTC)

Dear Santa,

What I'd really like for Christmas is a new squeezy mop. Mister Lister threw my last one down the incinerator when he caught me dancing with it, Fred Astaire-style. Now, I'm really not the dictionary definition of a twinkle toes, but I can cut a mean rug, and found his reaction to be over the top.

Of course, I shouldn't be putting myself first, oh no, that wouldn't do at all. Before my squeezy mop is procured, please, get Mister Lister a new Harley Davidson motorcycle, hover package optional, Mister Cat could use a new gold-plated shoe horn, and Mister Rimmer could use a puncture repair kit for his girlfriend Rachel.

Also, for Bob and Madge, the skutters, a subscription to John Wayne Fan Monthly, please.

And a new lint trap for Estelle, my lady friend.

Thank you, and 0111000001010110000101 which of course means Happy Holidays in mechanoid.

Kryten.

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