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"In this world, we have to deal with catastrophes of all shapes and sizes."

A still photo of Bizarro and his purple alien-child.

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Amateur video footage of the crawling purple alien child, eating anything on which it can lay hands - before noticing the cameraman, and leaping for the camcorder - the image freezes.

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