watchtower_fans | Ambush Bug Presents

An unseen announcer kicks things off this week. "Now, it's time for Late Night With Ambush Bug! With Max Houngan and the Max Houngan Seven!" With that, the camera pans over the band area, showing Houngan and his synthesizer next to six empty music stands. "Now here he is.. AM-Bush Bug!"

Ambush Bug dances a little jig as he walks to center stage, wearing a three-piece suit over the usual green accoutrements.

"Wow, I think we have a great audience here tonight." Applause. "No no, seriously. This might be the best audience that mankind has ever assembled." More applause. "If this was a Justice League line-up, you guys would totally be the Magnificent Seven version. And I'd be Plastic Man." Laughter and applause.

"Just here to amuse you by turning into lewd objects - 'Hey is that Plastic Man?' 'Either him, or Diana's got a kinky side we don't know about.'"

He rocks back and forth on his heels. "We've got a great show for you tonight. Our theme is obscure characters, as a kind of salute to those who wouldn't get mentioned at CapeCon, which I recently attended.." Applause. Someone in the crowd yells 'CapeCon RULES!' Bug gestures to the man, off-camera. "Booster Gold, ladies and gentlemen." Laughter.

"Well, like I said, I think it's a great show - going to do some classic bits I've ripped off of a certain late night host, and later on in the program, I may just take some phonecalls as usual. So stick around, we'll be right back." The crowd applauds and cheers, and Houngan plays the show out to commercial.